How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?
The Answer is TEN:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either: "For changing the light bulb our way or for eternal darkness everywhere."
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for a new light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."
7. One to resign and write a book detailing how Bush choses to stay literally "in the dark."
8. One to viciously smear #7, noting that Bush can see just fine by the glow of his watchface.
9. One to organize a re-election campaign based entirely on the smear that John Kerry secretly wants to replace all your light bulbs with low-wattage French bulbs.
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb... and screwing the country.
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That's a Wrap
2 years ago
1 comments:
it's better to only have 10 idiots trying to change a lightbulb that 20 Kerry-controlled morons who can't even make up their mind if and what lightbulb to change... it's a sad commentary on the political climate in the US when residents feel the urge to vote on the premise of the lesser of 2 evils. we need a leader that will do just that - LEAD!!!
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