LMAO

The 40 Year Old Virgin is great!!!

"Aim high Willis--AIM HIGH!!!!!!!!!!"

Waxing scene? OH.MY.GOD.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm all right!!!! (waving) Nobody's there..."

"I'll pray for your cock."

"She sounds like a tea kettle."

"A little information never hurt anybody."

"I gotta pick those up right now!"

"I'll dress up like Thor."

"Well played sir."

"When your son is born is he already on parole?"

"Your friend is so shiny."

"That is always good to warm up, you don't want to pull something."

"Wow. This is graphic."

"You have no idea where this is going. That girl is a freak."
(whispering) "You think?!?!?!?!?"

DRUNK BIKE RIDER!!!!!!!!!!!

"Just go around me!!!!"

"It's for medicinal purposes."

"I need a minute."

"There were two sides of that billboard and they both hurt equally!"