The job search...

As I ponder what it is I can do now that I am 99% for sure unemployed for this coming school year (there is still a minuscule chance I will be hired back), I really am not sure what I am going to do.
Some options I have come up with so far:

Surrogate (I am too old to donate eggs--surrogates get $25,000!)
Nail Technician (I'd have to go to school, and one of the applications I saw required photos of me...WTF?)

Ok that is it. After a pretty extensive search on multiple job search sites, teaching positions are non existent and there are no jobs where watching football/baseball and reading are both prerequisites--basically, I'm screwed.


HAHAHAHA: Thanks S--this ROCKS!!
Dilbert.com

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